that wish game

it'll be open, but you have to pay $100 to even play it.

I wish I was 6 ft tall.

I'm assuming this is how this works? idk.

You're 6 ft tall, but due to genetic mutations, everyone else grows to 10 ft tall.

I wish Snowy would return to Meependale for good.

snowgem returns to meependale, but wikia closes meependale shortly after and we can't make a new wiki.

i wish summer lasted slightly longer.

summer lasts longer, but when school starts, you have to be there for ten hours.

i wish i would stop procrastinating.

you stop procrastinating, but this causes you to get everything done quickly and you run out of stuff to do so you become constantly bored.

i wish i could own cds of every album from every artist i like.

You own every album cd for, every artist you like,but they're all scratched up.

I wish I wasn't bored all of the time.

You're not bored because you're always in a hurry and you're super stressed.

I wish Tomodachi Life allowed relationships between Miis of the same gender.

you can have same gender relationships but no opposite gender relationships.

i wish i went to bed and woke up at a decent time.

You do......... which means you should be sleeping now. Because you go to bed and wake up at times that are decent in my time zone.

I wish I had control over everything in the universe (and also control over how long I have said ability).

You have control but your life span decreases by 2 years every time you use your power to change something to benefit yourself

I wish meep wiki a had a larger community

meep wiki has a larger community, but the community is filled with trolls.

i wish i could figure out more stuff to design. (either for MSP wiki or meep wiki) (idk what this wish is)

you can figure out more stuff to design, but they all have to be Jungkook related.

i wish i had long hair again lol

Your hair grows super long (longer than the longest hair world record) and also it's made out of a different material that feels like hair but can't be cut.

I wish my video editor didn't glitch as much and could save videos faster.

Your video editor saves videos faster and doesn't glitch, but every time you save a video, your device glitches and the video is lost.

I wish my hair would grow faster (but not too fast).

Your hair starts to grow slightly faster. It also turns into the same material as ET*s in the earlier wish so you can't cut it anymore and will continue growing even when you don't want it to grow anymore.

I wish I knew how to do all the cool things in CSS.

You can but you are forced to do the css for everyone on WIKIA forever

I wish I had the biggest bar of chocolate and be able to eat it all without gaining weight, getting sick, or dying

Also Its really simple you can just pull ideas from other meep css designs and change it up to make it your own that's what i did

None of the things you listed (after the "without" part) happen when you eat it but it tastes very bad.

I wish I had more subscribers on YouTube and they actually watch my content and like it.

you can have it buuuuut your face will break out and it'll be impossible to get rid of.

i wish i could own all of my favorite groups' physical albums.

PSP:

You do but only for one month then you lose it all after

ET:

you do but they all get stolen before you can listen to 1 song

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I wish my stomach would stop hurting

your stomach stops hurting but the pain goes to another body part.

i wish i could finish my summer work soon.

You finish your summer work, but then you get autumn work that's even harder and longer than the summer work.

I wish I didn't have anxiety.

You don't have anxiety. Instead, you're overly confident, which means you are more likely to end up in dangerous situations.

I wish my video uploaded faster.

You upload fast videos. But everytime you upload, you get laggier and loose subscribers

I wish Ayano x Taro was a thing already (Sorry people who don't know/play Yandere Simulator

The ship is a thing,but they break up.

I wish I had video ideas.

You have video ideas but you don't have the proper equipment to make them.

I wish my internet and devices worked perfectly all the time.

If they did, they would then break after 2 uses.

I wish I was better at Undertale

You are better but you can only play hard mode.

I wish I could upload Tomodachi Life videos daily.

You upload daily, and then you loose the device you play it on

I wish I could have a pet panda and then go back to China because I'm Chinese

You go back to China but turns out that owning pet pandas is illegal in China.

I wish I wasn't in a hurry at any point.

You do things too slow and you're late

I wish I could memorize every single Melanie Marteniz song

ur not in a hurry anymore but instead are always procrastinating and late to do everything.

I wish people took the same time to play forum thread games to read and take in information that has been given to them in a kind hearted way filled with love by several people on a community

I read in information, so yea

I want to go to the zoo

You are an animal in the zoo.

I wish my Mii lookalike and the Illuminati Mii in my Tomodachi Life game were dating.

you start dating but you forget to save the game and you never date again.

i wish i have time to listen to all of red velvet's new mini album thingy this week.

You have time to listen to that but you don't get to listen to anything else.

I wish Tomodachi Life had multiple save files.

It does but every time you try to load one it crashed the game and corrupts that file

I wish i had a longer attention span

Your attention span is so long that once you start paying attention to something, you can't stop, and you waste hours upon hours paying attention to things.

I wish I would get perfect grades.

You get perfect grades but they're so perfect that the teachers think you're cheating and you get expellied.

I wish I could meet the Meepers in real life (at once).

(Honestly, same.) You meet them all, and they all hate who you are in real life and decide to ban you from the wiki. (This would never happen.)

I wish I could live with Tay when I've grown up!!!

Tay would be mean and annoy you (brother experiences)

I wish I never had an older brother

This leads to a reality where your older brother is an only child. Your parents only had a son but you were never born so technically you don't have an older brother (he's not anyone's brother if he's an only child).

I wish I instantly came up with a wish every time I write in this thing.

You have an older sister instead, who bosses you around and uses you for excuses to go out with friends/boys. (What I've read about in books.)

I wish I had a younger sister. :(

Your younger sister annoys you (That's me and my brother)

I wish I could go to Japan

You go to Japan but then a tsunami happens and........

I still wish for my previous wish to get corrupted.

PSP: You instantly come up with a wish, but then forget it a split second later.

Llama: You go to Japan and are arrested for being suspected of spying for the US.

Since you didn't wish for anything, the genie thinks you want nothing (literally nothing) and everything disappears.

(Also, for the meeting the Meepers one, I was expecting the corrupted thing to be that one of them turned out to be a creep or something.)

I wish the entire world had the same time zone.

Then we'd all be sleeping and no one will help with Wikia

I wish I wasn't ugly

I wish I had more jackie aina gifs

What is that

I wish I wasn't too lazy to upload to youtube

You're not too lazy but you don't have any proper video ideas.

I wish it didn't take me so long to come up with a wish and also I always have time to write the wish when I come up with one.

It doesn't take you long. You aren't creative, causing others to dislike you.

I wish I could actully draw

You can draw, but not well.

I wish I could finish the stories that I start writing.

You do, but you then lose them all

I wish I had a better memory

You vividly remember everything you wish you could forget.

I wish I could dye my hair black.

Your hair is dyed black but the dye causes you to lose all of your hair in 1 year.

I wish I could get my video edited faster.

You edit videos fast but even though the video editor is fast, your search engine and everything else is slow

I wish MSP would respond to my request to restore my old account

MSP responds and declines your request.

I wish I were famous on YouTube for my covers.

You are famous for your covers but all of them are Justin Bieber songs.

I wish my sister and her friends weren't as loud when they're hanging out at my home.

You and they are transported to the park, where they can be even louder than they were at your home.

I wish my parents would let us (us meaning me, my brother, and them) vacation in California.

You go to California but while you're there, your home gets destroyed by a tornado.

I wish I was as famous and liked for my Tomodachi Life series as DamTDM is.

You do, but you get so much fanmail you can't sleep

I wish my brother's phone worked because he wants to use Snapchat on my phone (I can't get snapchat on my phone)

I wish i had my voice back and didn't sound like hot death

You're voice comes back, but instead of sounding like hot death, it sounds worse

I wish Melanie Marteniz would upload a new song

She uploads a song that sucks and everyone hates, and she loses all her fans.

I wish MSP would add a working search bar to forums.

I wish I could meet Lilly singh and get to love and hug her and she'll love me and smell nice

@Rapunza They do but if you use it msp crashes

my wish is same as above

You meet her, but she is murdered shortly after, and you're accused of murdering her since you were one of the last people to touch her.

I wish the things that sound funny in my head would sound funny in real life, too.

They do, but they don't sound funny in your head anymore

I wish my dog would stop running over my keyboard and making random words like o348weyofiuew

I wish I didn't have a headache

You get a horrible ache in every part of your body but your head.

I wish I were the best singer in the universe.

The pain goes to your back

I wish Tap would start ruining people's wishes

I wish people would take hints 

@Rapunza since you didn't get answered

You are but the no one will ever know

wish is still the same as above

asdnajdnsakj people take hints, but except that one person because idk man???

i wish to be able to marry all of my biases lol.

Seems like my wish was already granted as it was before you corrupted it et~ lol XD kawaii desu desu~

You do but it turns out your only true bias was Mark Lee

I wish i could say words properly

You do but nobody ever listens to you.

I wish Boonies didn't eat looks.

They don't but Bonstars (Bonsters? Whatever they're called) don't.

I wish I could just choose one of my men and not look any other idols.

whooops sorry tap lol

You do but it turns out the one man you choose is incredibly mean towards other people.

I wish I could just finish editing (I have like 2 minutes or less left).

not a problem to me ;)))))))))))

You finish editing but your laptop/whatever device you use crashes before you can upload.

I wish all of the K-Dramas I need to see where on Netflix.

They are but you're no longer able to access Netflix.

I wish Llama and the other meepers could just get along.

I hope its ok that i skipped that since its already been discussed, no hard feelings PSP.

I wish kik video chat would work

Kik video chat works, but you can't text anymore.

I wish I could beat the Fruit Monsters level I'm currently on.

You beat that level but after that, you can never beat more Fruit Monsters levels again.

I wish I could just upload videos more frequently and they're still good  and they get views and likes and I'm not banned.

You can upload videos more frequently and get likes and everything, but Tomodachi breaks so you have to find something else to upload about.

I wish I didn't have to go to a therapist.

You don't but instead you have to go a dentist.

I wish more people actually watched my newest videos entirely and don't dislike, post hate comments or report.

(I actually like the dentist so this is an awesome corruption.)

They hate on your older videos instead.

I wish I would never have to get a shot or get my blood drawn ever again.

you don't but gain an incurable sickness that couldve been easily prevented by a shot

i wish planning things was easier

Planning things is easier but actually doing the stuff you plan to do is hard.

I wish Tay was actually a famous and professional designer.

In an alternative universe, Tay is a famous and professional designer who has never heard of Meependale or met any of us.

I wish I wasn't the only one on the wiki who doesn't have artistic ability.

Nobody has any artistic ability. And this includes Snowy. Meaning that he never created pictures for the Super Meeps.

I wish I could always know when Snowy comes on the next time.

you know when snowgem is coming online, but you're always too tired to come on the wiki no matter what.

i wish i could have free msp vip for a year and i'm the only one who can receive it for free (aside from competitions and stuff)

You receive free VIP and are hacked a day later.

I wish I were the most popular and most liked MovieStar on MSP.

You are but then MSP is closed.

I wish Zelda and Link were actual real people with accounts on Meependale (and my Zelda and Link account didn't exist).

they are, but both of them troll the wiki and we have to ban them forever.

i wish every meeper could join chat on the twenty-fourth for at least two hours.

They do but people enter chat at different times so there are never more than 2 people in chat at once.

I wish SnowGem was more active on Meep Comp Wikia and nobody gets banned and Wikia isn't closed and nobody quits.

In an alternative universe, Snowy is active on Meep Comp Wikia but we never joined MSP and met Snowy, so we never even existed on Meep Comp Wikia, and it was instead a different group of meepers who befriended Snowy and made the wiki.

I wish people would be honest about everything they think about me and not hold anything back, because I don't care if my feelings are hurt.

They do, but they end up being too honest and saying bad things

I wish I was better at wiki coding

you're ridiculously good at wiki coding, but everyone else sucks in comparison, so you have to help them all the time and you never get to do your own thing.

i wish the roleplay i'm in right now would go faster, but i don't miss any of it.

@Llama, that's exactly what Rapunza wants so you didn't really corrupt the wish.

The roleplay goes so fast that while you have time to read everything, you don't have time to react.

I wish Gangnam Style was still the most watched video on YouTube and the first video to reach 3 billion views.

oh ok

I wish this thread wasn't so damn long so I could read it without spending 6 hours.

I also wish you guys don't get insulted by that because I forgot to put "lol". Wecri.

Oh is that SnowGem?

No its GemSnow

This is the best comeback ever. Preach.

It's SnowSnowSnowGemGemGem

I wish I was SnowGem and not GemSnow

I also wish you guys will continue this game after my mild spam here. Lol.

gangnam style is the most watched and reaches 3 billion views, but in [some reasonable amount of time] it is no longer the most watched at some other video gets 4 billion views first. idk/care if that made sense sorry

i wish i could be better at osu!

You're better at osu! but you're worse at pretty much everything that doesn't directly affect your osu! skills.

I wish I could get Miitopia now, play and film it and get the editing, saving and uploading done in one day.

You get it, but 30 seconds later you forget where it is

I wish I had more Yandere Simulator MMD shipping pictures because I am a creep

You have more of those pictures but you never get to have pictures of anything else.

I wish the time Snow came on today had been a few hours later.

(Same) Snowy comes on a few hours later, but you also sleep in a few hours later.

I wish Snowstorms would happen everyday.

They do, but they become so strong you can't go outside and you're trapped inside all day long. Plus, your power runs out. No more wifi, wikia, etc.

You're better at making them but making them becomes illegal.

I wish they made a Spyro: A Hero's Tail remaster with new features for the PS4.

You do, but then you realize you don't have a PS4

I wish that I would level up on MSP tonight.

you do, msp closes the next day

i wish i could time travel

You can but doing so messes up the timeline, creating a time paradox that destroys the entire universe.

I wish I still remembered what I was planning to wish for on this thread a few days ago.

//Comes to disrupt this thread again.

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