Let's see if I can remember these...
1. He was walking in the train station and walked in to this politician bloke and knocked him over. Oh how we loled when we heard this.
2. He was walking out of the train station to cross the road and this famous person steps out of a taxi and my dad walks in to him and knocks him down too. The person dad knocked over proceeded to say "Stupid <insert name of Absol's city's inhabitants here>". To which my dad replied "Stupid Cockney" (AKA the name of the inhabitants of the place that famous person was from). Oh how much lol.
No this was not on the same day. But it would have been hilarious if it was.